Here’s some clarity on my movie mind and how I approach rating the films accordingly on a 5 point system.
5 Star Rating: Personal thoughts / Quality / Impact
π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬: Loved it through and through / Perfection / Life-changing
π¬π¬π¬π¬Β½: Exceptional / Incredible quality work / Wondrous
π¬π¬π¬π¬: Great / Exciting and memorable / Enlightening
π¬π¬π¬Β½: Very Good / Interesting / Thought provoking
π¬π¬π¬: Good / Decent idea / Eye-opening
π¬π¬Β½: Kinda liked it, kinda didn’t / Flawed but worth the time / Kinda important, probably not.
π¬π¬: Disappointing / Mediocre / Empty
π¬Β½: Regret watching / Frustrating to sit through /Β Shameful
π¬: Infuriating / Wasteful / Disgrace
Β½: Failure / Offensive / Humiliating
0: Horrific / Disgraced to have used my time / Probably made by Satan
So there you have it! I have tried to break it down as best as I can to give you all my way of analyzing the films (with a flare of my humor in mind.) Always remember the true spirit of film though, everyone should make their own opinion to what they watch. I like to think of myself as a guide and to have the trust of people looking into seeing a film but want some additional information. My word is not gospel and no where near perfection in my analysis. Go watch a movie, y’all!