Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) (RR)

Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Writers: Gabriel Friedman, Daniel Bova, Lloyd Kaufman
Starring: Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham, and more.

Per request of Ben (VanBrockalockalypse) Van Brocklin. I watched (attempted) ‘Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead’. Um, let us just skip to the review part, shall we?
“When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren’t the only ones crying fowl! The previous tenants, fueled by a supernatural force, take “possession” of the food and those who eat it, and the survivors discover that they must band together before they themselves become the other white meat! Film lovers have been starved for sustenance. The relentless diet of predictability and pretense Hollywood has been serving up just doesn’t cut it. Poultrygeist is hearty food for thought. In Poultrygeist, Troma takes on the the fast-food industry-skewering the soulless restaurateurs-in the world’s first horror-comedy film to feature zombie chickens, American Indians and a bit of singing and dancing! It’s Poultrygeist!” (Imdb.com) – Written by Troma Entertainment
 
I did not make it passed ten minutes of this film. Just everything about it turned me off. Every element of it, everything, and I can sit through most bad movies. Respect to the cult following for this one but I will not be one of them. Stupid fake gore, horrendous acting, terrible pun-y jokes, just…no.
 
Rating: 1/10

BAD ICON HD copy
Accurate representation of my expression during the 10 minutes.
 
 
References:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

 
 
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